Decadent wickedness

I am a sinful being. 

For I do not understand my own actions. For I do not do what I want, but I do the very thing I hate. Now if I do what I do not want, I agree with the law, that it is good. So now it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me. For I know that nothing good dwells in me, that is, in my flesh. For I have the desire to do what is right, but not the ability to carry it out. For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I keep on doing. Now if I do what I do not want, it is no longer I who do it, but sin that dwells within me. Romans 7:15-20

The particular evil in question today is otherwise known as chocolate. If you are a guy, you can probably stop reading here as it is unlikely that you will relate to my pain. See, for a woman, our days here on earth can be divided into two broad categories:

I think I've killed my plant...

Thing is, I’ve never claimed to have green fingers. Much to the contrary, I’ve been very honest about my inadvertent tendency to kill plants. Almost by way of introduction. Hi, my name is Lisi, and plants in my care, die... So, what do you do?